
For those of you English football fans (sorry Ireland), the return to a competitive international tournament is drawing closer. After the 'Wally-with-a-brolly' debacle, Italian mastermind Fabio Capello has done what poor old Steve McClaren couldn't - guide a supremely talented group of footballers through a seemingly harmless group to a major international competition. Kudos.
Sarcasm aside, I actually think Capello has done a wonderful job of instilling confidence and discipline into a once lifeless England side, which played with zero passion and commitment. The manner in which we qualified was more impressive than qualification itself - to not reach successive international tournaments would be nothing short of a disgrace. However, the question now comes of who will find themselves sat on a plane ready to play in the greatest showcase of football in the world, and who will be in Barbados having a page-3 lovely rubbing them down with lotion.
Today, we're going to look at striking options. Most coaches will opt to take 5 strikers in their squad, but there has been speculation that Mr Capello will only be taking 4. A fit Wayne Rooney is a certainty, which means that the likes of Peter Crouch, Jermaine Defoe, Michael Owen, Darren Bent, Carlton Cole, Emile Heskey and Gabby Agbonlahor all have to finish the season well to squeeze their way into the squad.
Let's start with the most puzzling choice in my opinion, Emile Heskey. We know we're not taking Emile for his goalscoring record, at club level or international level, but Fabio seems to see something we're all missing in the boy. Sure, he is a handful for defenders to deal with, providing a physical presence that can cause a back line trouble. But is he really good enough to play against the likes of Spain or Italy - can you ever imagine hearing the words 'And Emile Heskey demands the ball from Steven Gerrard, he takes the ball into feet and with the deftest of turns he's past the baffled Carlos Puyol, he's got Wayne Rooney to his left and plays a pinpoint ball into the path of Rooney for a goal!'
... I think not.
If Fabio insists on taking a striker specifically with the intention of creating space for Wayne Rooney, I'd much rather it be Carlton Cole than Emile. While not prolific, Cole is in the form of his life at a top level, playing for a club which aren't going to create many chances. He offers a lot more of a goal threat, and is an equal physical presence. He feels like more of a brute that would scare defenders, I just feel like Emile would lead in with his elbows and then go and admit this to the referee when the shame spiral got to much for him. A January move for Cole, to a top club like Liverpool as has been rumoured, would only help solidify his chances of going to South Africa.
An alternative to this would be the people's hero Peter Crouch. Now, me and Crouchy never exactly got on well. I always thought of him as one of the more overrated strikers to play in an England shirt, and likeable though he is, I never really saw him as a legititimate threat. For a lad his size, he never really won enough headers to justify calling him a 'target man', and whenever you said 'He has a good touch...' you always had to qualify it with '...for a big man.' However, his record in an England shirt has been nothing short of spectacular. Fair play to him, he's made me eat my words on almost every occasion. He makes intelligent movements, and is more of a threat in the air now. One criticism is that he only scores against minnow international sides, but he really hasn't had an oppurtunity to play against the better sides at international level - all he can do is score in the games he plays. He just needs to stop with those damned bicycle kicks... I don't care if they all fly in the top corner, it just looks unnatural when his frame twists in the air like that.
Next, we have Gabby Agbonlahor. He would provide an alternative to all the other strikers on that list, with deadly pace and a tendency to attack the full backs. He'll be a constant menace to defenders, and is more than capable of being shifted to the wings if necessary. His form hasn't been as incredible as last season, where he launched himself onto the scene with an impressive partnership with Ashley Young. However, he has played well and if he can stay injury free he may be a useful addition to the squad. His experience remains in question, as does his performances against top class stoppers, but as an impact sub he could really make a difference.
Finally, we move on to the natural goalscorrers. The boys you want on the pitch with the ball at their feet when you're behind in the 90th minute. This could turn into quite a rant, because I've said it for years; Darren Bent is the most underrated striker this country has right now. Since he was single-handedly trying to keep Charlton in the Premier League, getting goals out of a team that frankly had none in them, I've followed him closely and I cannot believe with his performances this season he is not a certainty for the squad. I will say this against him first however; he may turn Rooney into less of a goal-threat. Bent thrives on the space created by his striking partner, and while his game is about making intelligent runs and drawing defenders out, he is always looking to get on the end of that final ball, not to make it for someone else. His partnership with Kenywe Jones is a handful, and while Jones is maybe not the best natural finisher, his goal rate will continue to be dwarfed by Bent's the way that they both play.
Bent offers strength on the ball that Jermaine Defoe simply doesn't. Defoe's game is to play off the shoulder of the last defender, and kill him for pace once he's beyond him. Don't get me wrong, he's a deadly finisher, but before his incredible 5 goal display at Wigan, he only bagged 6 goals to Bent's 9, and 3 of those came from his demolition job where he got another hat trick against Hull. If we temporarily ignore those spectacular performances, the impressive 11 goals in 11 games doesn't look quite as good next to 3 from 9. His goals from shots percentage is now 31% to Darren Bent's 24%, however before this weekend Bent would have had a dominant edge there. Does Jermaine even get many goals against the bigger clubs? I can only remember him scoring once against United, and once against Chelsea. I can't say I've ever seen him make the difference against a top four side. Look at Darren Bent, playing for a side worse than Tottenham, and he's already scored against all teams in the big four this season, something I'd wager no other striker has done. Now, that is impressive. His performances in an England shirt haven't been, no-one can deny that, but a fit and confident Darren Bent will get you goals.
Oh, and I refuse to even accept Michael Owen as a possibility until he plays more. Don't suggest that's because I'm biased as a Newcastle fan, I just like to see my international forwards, I don't know, playing games. But I'm a traditionalist.
Here's my team for the World Cup if we take 5; Rooney, Cole, Bent, Defoe, Agbonlahor
If we take four, I'd leave Gabby back in England enjoying an extended summer.
Thanks for reading if you made it this far, be sure to comment on your opinions.